I had to laser those off a patient," says dating coach Dr. D is not a euphemism) is a dating coach and an actual doctor.
Typically, they must do a style and fitness makeover, a stipulation his current client (let's call him Newsboy Hat) has been resisting.
It's only pm on a Saturday, but the place is packed with bachelorettes, birthday parties, tiaras and broken dreams.
While this may seem a little unorthodox, D explained to me he prefers working with porn stars over models because his clients can “ask them anything.
I take this as my cue to leave and excuse myself, blaming my deadline.
I plan to meet D again at his Crossfit Speed Dating event happening on October 3.
D met his girlfriend at the porn star awards about a year ago. They do coupley things like paddle board at Seal Beach and gush and laugh that they tried the rarely-ordered spiked apple cider at the bar.“I don't like dating, dating sucks,” Newsboy Hat wines. D explains to me it's because he's been hurt and advises his client to lower his standards.“I lowered mine and then worked my way up to porn stars,” says D as he beckons the bartender over and orders an Adios Motherf*cker, a drink that more appropriately matches his outfit.“Everyone deserves to be happy.
Unless you're really weird,” D says finishing off his absinthe.