:) (name withheld until i get an okay from her) PART 1: PERSONAL PROFILE - How many sexual partners have you had, and do any of them have STDs?
- Do you write in all caps, lower case, or a combination of the two? PART 2: TERMS, CONDITIONS, EXPECTATIONS & REQUIREMENTS - You must respect me at all times.
- Be willing to purchase tampons, if in an emergency situation.
- Like the idea of riding on the back of my motorcycle. - Understand that the volume on all stereos must only be set on an even number, or a number divisible by 5.
So while the position may already be filled, I loved the application so much that I just had to post it here for everyone to enjoy.
I'm not sure, but she may seem to be a little high-maintenance, don't you think?
- Think I am still cool, even when I'm not being cool.
- Must be able to accept that I am a bed & cover hog. - Carry my lipstick, ID & money when we go out so I don't have to carry a purse.
- Meet the approval of my best friend prior to first date (an interview with her may be necessary - this is a rigorous test).
- Be able to explain hockey, baseball and football rules to me.
- Have good communication skills, and enjoy talking about nonsense.