After all, Anderson is not the smokin' hot Baywatch babe she once was, and Jackson, well, he pretty much looks the same as always, which is scary.If the two actually were a couple, their relationship would probably be more like a plastic surgery gone wrong support group than anything else. K.'s the Mirror reports that the pair has gone on at least two secret dates in Malibu, Calif.I can't even mention his music to many people without them recoiling in horror.
Maelstrom and I talked for hours over that one back in the day. We even called each other when teh verdict was given so we could talk about it.. She just wanted the money adn everything was so fishy. you know they both have had so much plastic surgery it was bound to happen.. He is an absolute freakshow.""You know I kept up with that Big Michael Jackson trial. I couldn't even see her holding his hand much less anything else.For their second date, the source says they went for coffee at a Country Mart in Malibu. But, we have to imagine it will take place at Disneyland or the Zoo, and the couple will carry around their own chimpanzees, hold balloons and eat cotton candy.OK, maybe not, but there's just something about Michael Jackson that screams chimpanzees and amusement parks.Maelstrom and I talked for hours over that one back in the day. We even called each other when teh verdict was given so we could talk about it.. I didnt doubt he was guilty but I prayed for him to get not guilty because of teh women in the case. literally"The thing is Pam has alot of sex and Micheal does not...he's a 50 year old child. I mean she's had fake boobs but she still looks like a person.She just wanted the money adn everything was so fishy. you know they both have had so much plastic surgery it was bound to happen.. I mean this is the same woman who said she had her tounge so far down Kanye West's throat.could taste his fiancee. He is an absolute freakshow."Mmmmh, let me tell you, I don't know if he is a pedophile or not, but I know one thing, once you've been accused of that one time, it's like you've got AIDS, you cannot get rid of it.Apparently, Anderson is a huge Jackson fan, and the two had "their people" arrange the meetings in total secrecy.The first took place at the Shutters Hotel on Malibu Beach.Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding.They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off.” So much so Michael plucked up the courage to ask Pammy out on a second date. We’re told: “They went for a coffee at Country Mart in Malibu and looked very comfortable with each other. I can't even mention his music to many people without them recoiling in horror.Jackson is easy meat for the tabloid press, which loves to stoke the pedophile-hysteria in this country for financial gain.