If you're looking to do some sick flips off a ramp while staring at some polygonal mammaries, well, you have some very specific tastes, and do I have the game for you!In BMX XXX, you can create a character and give them skimpy outfits (or none at all! Nevermind the fact that the bike saddle would probably hurt like nothing else - this is all in the name of titillation, caution be damned!Plus, it turns out that a crappy game with naked women is still a crappy game, and no amount of T&A can hide that.At first glance, Bayonetta doesn't look any less dressed than your typical female video game protagonist: skin-tight suit, a little cleavage, some back showing - that's downright puritanical compared to some.The Metal Gear Solid series has been springing unexpected nudity on gamers for years - Snake's first 3D outing slipped in a pixelated butt, as the unfortunate Johnny Sasaki was stripped of his clothes by an escaping Meryl Silverburg.
Her flowing locks leap into action, growing and writhing until they turn into a massive hair demon.
You've got a Godzilla-like named Lizzie, a King Kong-like named George, and a giant werewolf named Ralph (huh I don't remember a giant werewolf movie).
Anyway, you're knocking down buildings, eating random citizens, swatting planes out of the sky you know, being a general nuisance.
Understand Ellen Page's plight as her water heater shuts off far too soon.
Feel Emotion as she realizes she needs to pick up more conditioner from the store. A little known fact about video games: the only surefire way for games to transcend consumer entertainment and become art is to include a fairly tasteful (but completely unnecessary) shower scene.