“The more specific, the better the profile, so furry friends, have at it.
” Turns out, the Internet often plays a helping hand.In addition to a big, purple backdrop, the Supernatural Dating Society homepage presents viewers with a photo of an older gentleman wearing thick-rimmed glasses and a pinstripe suit, his chin resting on his hand.The man is the Amazing Kreskin, a mentalist who launched SDS for those whose interest range from aliens and haunted houses to contacting the dead. So it’s understandable that the idea of going to bed with one could be downright terrifying.Singles with food allergies caters specifically to singles… They’ve even come out with some prize taglines, like “Dairy-free and dynamic” and “Celiac and sexy.” It’s always good to have a sense of humor about these things.The site promises to help individuals around the country to “date, communicate, and develop lasting relationships based around the food allergy lifestyle.”2. The stigmas surrounding sexually transmitted diseases may be just as irritating as an outbreak.Positive Singles is where people living with STDs can look for romance without ridicule and sex without shame.The site’s “unique features” include information on STDs, STD treatment stories, support forums, success stories, and “inspirational stories.”3. Writer Meg Favreau may have said it best when she wrote, “This is the only dating site I have ever seen that shows a picture of an 80-year-old man, but no couples.” She’s not exaggerating.All correspondence takes place via the United States Postal Service. If you haven’t heard of “furries” before let me give you a brief education.So if you’re looking to get into this, patience will be key. This community is comprised of individuals who have an affinity for anthropomorphic animals. So really, it was only a matter of time before this tight-knit community put together a dating site. She can tell you the name of every character in TV teen drama Gossip Girl, but has no idea who the Prime Minister is. Likes to start the day with a couple of Bacardi Breezers. I'M INTO WHIRLWIND ROMANCES My visa runs out in 10 days and if I don't get married I'll be deported. Brace yourself for a world of cup-a-soups and novelty toilet roll holders. She'll have Googled you and looked you up on Friends Reunited before you even meet. Andrew Lloyd Webber will look like a Calvin Klein model next to this guy. TOLD ATTRACTIVE By my mother, the only woman I've every loved or am ever likely to. HOPE YOU LIKE MY PICTURE Taken 10 years ago and bears no resemblance on now. NOT JUST LOOKING FOR SEX I am just looking for sex but hope you won't see through my cunning reverse psychology. On a date he'll order graphically named cocktails and talk dirty with you over the garlic bread. You want to paint the town red and she'll want you to paint her living room beige. Woe betide you if you don't notice she's had her hair cut or that she's wearing new shoelaces. Everyone in online dating is 'attractive.' In the real world it means 'pleasant to look at' - in the internet-speak it means: two eyes, two ears and a mouth. When he's not even claiming to be attractive, it's time to worry. DISCRETION OFFERED I don't care if you're married too. So unless you're a sure thing you pay for your own dinner.