I don't find myself envisioning characters much before I read them in a script. My favorite scene of the upcoming season takes place in a car.But I am thrilled at the incredible journey that I've been on with Jess. It was the last two-hander I would have with a particular actor who I'm going to miss working with immensely. I made a great effort to log that memory someplace safe.The first nudity of the season goes to Naomi, who is rolling around in bed with Tara, I mean “Toni.” Tara gets a text from Lafayette that Sookie is back home.She covers by telling Naomi that it’s from her father, informing her that her grandmother died. ” asks Naomi, a question that already marks her as one of the smartest characters to ever appear on this show.Everyone tells Sookie how her special blood makes her vampire crack. And a dude.”) Bill and Eric dump Russel in concrete. Sam makes a good breakfast (the key is the bacon fat); appears to shoot his brother Tommy, who stole from him. Her FG defends herself by noting Sookie has a tendency to find trouble. Barry the bellboy is also there, with and his fairy godmother … Jason shows up, wearing a police deputy’s uniform and overjoyed to see his sister, whom he informs has been missing 12 ½ months.
And now it’s time for “Bon Temps: Where are they now?When last we visited Bon Temps, La.: Sookie saves Eric and Russel from the sun. ”Well if your job is to look after me, can I just say, you suck? Welcome back “I Want To Do Bad Things With You,” I missed you most of all. There’s some fruit made of light which everyone but Sookie devours like zombies at a brain buffet, Queen Mab shows up and tries to make Sookie eat, Sookie blasts her with her new freakout ray powers, suddenly everyone turns all ugly and “The Hills Have Eyes,” some rebel fairies rescue Sookie and Grandaddy Lumbergh, who then jump off a cliff and wake up back in the Bon Temps cemetery, where Grandaddy Lumbergh dies because he ate the fairy fruit and then … There are like three dozen dangling plots and cliffhangers already on this show, do we really need to spend the first 10 minutes of this season dunked in the Fairy Civil War Battle of Exposition?Hoyt’s mother throws the worst interventions and he moves in with Jessica. ” says Sookie, by way of saying what we’re all thinking. Sookie heads home, only to find out her house has been sold.Bill covers for Sookie when an overly belligerent Sheriff Andy arrives by saying she’s been on private “vampire business” and that he obviously didn’t kill her like everyone suspected.Sookie tells Bill that while it’s been more than a year for him, it’s only been an hour since he broke her heart, he says he understands and leaves.She covers herself quickly and demands to know how he can be inside the house without her invitation. He explains that he is the mysterious new owner of the house, and he can come and go as he pleases. Are you ready for True Blood's final fanged-out season?Deborah Ann Woll, the ravishing fiery redhead who plays Jessica Hamby on the show, reveals which of her co-actors she'll miss the most, what her future holds, and the weirdest thing a fan has ever said to her.He rightly points out that having his blood sucked isn’t exactly a day at the beach. He starts eating a plate of shells and raw eggs she prepares for him, and they enjoy a nice laugh. Recording a PSA at Fangtasia for the American Vampire League about how humans have nothing to fear from vampires, in a tone of flat sarcasm that makes it clear she would eat every human in a 50 mile radius if it meant she could stop what she considers to be an idiotic undertaking.Good to see things are working out for those wacky kids. As Eric walks into the bar, AVL leader Nan Flanagan says not to underestimate the idiocy of the American people.